Death Sheep from Hell (fenton) wrote,
Death Sheep from Hell

Recipe for sweet pan-fried crispy Jesus

  1. Tenderize with 39 blows
  2. Drag over a hard surface dusted with breading
  3. Hang to dry for several hours
  4. Take down and place in a cool, dark place to age for 3 days
  5. Remove and place in a lightly oiled pan at proper heat, and flip into the air to turn over, as necessary.

I was told “You know you’re going to hell for that…”, which seemed sort of redundant, given the whole ‘Fenton’ thing, but hey, always good to make sure.

Tags: food, humor, jesus, recipes, religion
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